Bloody Liberal Pansies

I've recently been contacted by various "Human Rights" Groups telling me that I am inciting violence and hatred, and I am nothing more than a petty racist because of my views towards the "Otherwise Living".  They claim that zombies are just another form of human, and they are right, they are human...DEAD HUMAN!  I agree that i do discriminate against the Walking Dead, as I'm sure I would discriminate against anybody else who's sole purpose on the planet was to EAT MY BRAINS!!!


I would like to say on behalf of all future survivors, and with the utmost sincerity...I hope you are amongst the last of your family and friends to be turned into dinner.  That way you will suffer the horror not only of having all the people you love trying to eat your brains, but also trying to scramble out a meagre existence because you weren't prepared for ZA Day. I'm also quite looking forward to seeing you trying to reason with the Recently Deceased, as, with the lack of television and the Internet, free entertainment will be most welcome.   Here's how I envision this happening:


"Let's all sit down and discuss this like adults!"
"urggghhhggghhghggg"
"would you like some tea and...ouch, that's my arm you've just bitten, now there's no need for violence.  Please, if we could just sit down and...oh god... OH GOD!!!....agghhhghhghghghhghghghh" followed by slurping and gurgling noises.


Two head shots later and you've legitimately killed an over liberal necro-negotiator and they don't pose a threat after they die!


Sorry for the rant, but it really is starting to annoy me and we have to show these do-gooders that we won't sit idle.


I will resume normal updates soon, so until then, remember, keep your wits, keep your brains


Chris