All I want for christmas is for mummy to stop trying to eat my brains

The festive season is upon us, and with it comes the dreaded question "what do you want for Christmas?"


Well my fellow future survivors, now you need no longer fear, for I have compiled a list of present to suit any budget.  Because a prepared Christmas is a happy Christmas.  (plus it will save you valuable time when looting if you have these items already!)


Under £5


pure
because nothing says i love you like water purification tablets


Greatest survival tool ever
EVERYONE needs one of these...fact




Under £10

strike
come on baby, light my fire


heads up
for that eerie mood lighting


tie a knot
because the living impaired won't stop, neither should you!


around £20


camel
Cos you'll be doing a lot of running!!!


£50 or under
swing
Swing batter batter batter


walkies
For those initial forays into the survival unknown


And for the unlimited budget...and therefore the most fun






essential
Essential Survival gear


mmmmmm
Drool at the prospect


Overkill?!?
A boy can dream can't he?!?


I hope this has given you a few more options for presents this Christmas, and feel free to send me any of these! :)


Until the next time...keep your wits, keep your brains